I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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