I cockslap morals
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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