Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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