Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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