I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he thought i was a dude.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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