He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Please don't give away my fajitas
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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