I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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