we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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