So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Come on in and take your pants off
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