No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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