he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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