I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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