He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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