the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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