i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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