Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
And then he peed in my hair
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