Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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