just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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