How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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