rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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