just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i wish my penis had a tongue
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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