I hope mine doesn't look like that
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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