all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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