What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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