They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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