loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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