we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't deserve a penis
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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