that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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