Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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