I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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