Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.