i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's no shave November. This is our time.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...