We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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