You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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