I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its about making memories worth repressing
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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