That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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