youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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