Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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