Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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