She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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