this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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