When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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