I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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