Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
