can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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