kristin has been a bad kristin
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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