I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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