operation harelip BJ is a go
home. puking in laundry basket.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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