And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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