so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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