I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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