Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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