so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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