Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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The uberlube is also flammable
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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