They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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