Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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