ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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