belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
