Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This house was built for laser tag.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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